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Interesting typography commissioned by The New York Times;
“We asked eight designers to re-imagine the logo. Four ended up on four different...
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Book sculptures by Daniel Lai
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- Tyrion Lannister: They say I'm half a man, but what does that make the lot of you?
- Dude in crowd: The only way out is through the gates. And they're at the gates!
- Tyrion Lannister: There's another way out. I'm going to show you. We'll come out behind them and fuck them in their asses! Don't fight for your king and don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honour. Don't fight for glory. Don't fight for riches because you won't get any. This is your city Stannis means to sack. That's your gate he's ramming. If he gets in, it will be your houses he burns. Your gold he steals. Your women he'll rape. Those are brave men knocking at our door... let's go kill them!
“Brains”
I blame this movie for the influx of zombies that have been featured in my dreams as of late. How does one dream up an entire zombie apocalypse within a 15 minute nap?
- Craig Ferguson: Haggis is like sausage. You -- some of it is --
- Mila Kunis: It's not sausage.
- Craig Ferguson: YES!
- Mila Kunis: No.
- Craig Ferguson: No?
- Mila Kunis: It -- it smells funny. No. It's not sausage. Hold on. Sausage is like - isn't haggis like a sheep intestine stuffed with like leftovers?
- Craig Ferguson: Yes. What is a sausage?
- Mila Kunis: Things I don't wanna know about.
- Craig Ferguson: Right well --
- Mila Kunis: So I'd rather just eat sausage cause I'm gonna be ignorant and not know what goes in it. But I know what goes into a haggis and it's really gross.
- Craig Ferguson: Well -- but -- the only difference between haggis and the sausage is honesty. HONESTY!
Avocado Grilled Cheese.
From L-R: The Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye.
Painted by yours truly on Steph!Yes, on me. And now I fear for my life, distracted as I am by my nails while crossing the street.
THESE NAILS… YOU MUST SHOW ME TOMORROW!!
“Let’s have dinner.” :) (Technically the plans have already been made but the Sherlock reference was necessary because I finally caught up and I neeedd to discuss it with someone!)
WHY ARE YOU NOT WATCHING THE MOVIE WITH US?! FOR SHAME!!!
Things You Should Do Right Now
1.) Go to Google Search and type in “zerg rush”.
2.) Lose twenty minutes of your life.
Lol. Think you’d appreciate this Daniel. Even if you hardly play Starcraft anymore.
Phoebe Buffay
Basically the first thought that came to mind after all these implications that Jack might be Chuck’s father came up. Made me laugh. And also cringe. Because Jack did sleep with Blair (which was already creepy when I thought he was just an uncle) so if all this is true… he banged Blair despite knowing she could’ve potentially been his daughter-in-law. Yeeeahh. You can really see the paternal instincts kicking in there. Did I mention that time he tried to take over Bass Industries? Because that happened. More than once.
Essentially, Jack has broken into William Van Der Woodsen’s trophy cabinet, stolen his “I am a horrible father” award, and then travelled back in time so he could metaphorically beat Chuck over the head with it. Repeatedly.
And doesn’t that just put into perspective Serena’s whole “Woe is me. My dad also cares about his other kid who’s mother just got arrested because of her sister who also happens to be my mother. But she’s not me so her problems aren’t as important.” situation. Oh! Don’t forget the fact that he lies to her. As if she’s surprised by it. Not like he’s shown any previous track record of, y’know, DRUGGING HER MOM TO KEEP HER SICK FOR PURELY SELFISH REASONS or anything.
On another note, this is why I love Gossip Girl. Because I’m not exaggerating when I say shit like that. Not even a little bit. Okay so the time travel might’ve been a stretch - though I wouldn’t put it past the gossip girl writers. They did achieve the impossible when they gave Nate a storyline that didn’t involve sleeping with a guest star… oh wait.
LOL. This is the irrelvant shit I was probably not supposed to focus on during the episode. Oh wells. Still funny how applicable that quote is though.
